Smosh - Boxman for President

Boxman decides to run for president.DANCE CONTEST: http://smosh.com/BoxmanPresDan... '08 SHIRT: http://smosh.com/merchWatch this video in high quality, download the MP3 at http://smosh.com '>http://smosh.com http://smosh.com '>http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshMy name is boxman, I'm runnin for presI know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the restI'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressedAnd I'm the best dressed, but I digressThe North to the South to the East to the WestAmerica will look like less of a messMcCain's not the best, I must confessNow let me try to express my detest1 He's bald and stanky2 He's old and cranky3 He's got hair on his back4 He smokes a lot of crackAs you can see, John McCain is a jokeHe's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a strokeThe other candidates will feel the painWhen I blaze the trail with my campaignBoxman is runnin for presidentBoxman is the number one candidateBoxman will give McCain Chicken poxBoxman is the only man in a boxBarack Obama's not the right choice eitherIf it was up to me you'd vote for neitherBoth McCain and Obama should get the axeJust let me tell you these Obama facts1 He's got a chubby belly2 His pits are really smelly3 Osama's his brother4 He slept with my motherSo please make the right choice and vote for meYou'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomyI guarantee health care would be freeAnd every day of your life would be filled with gleeNow let's talk about the war in IraqAnd how we're wasting our time with that crapIt'd be faster with my new policyTo just nuke each enemy countryBoxman is runnin for presidentBoxman is the number one candidateBoxman will steal Obama's socksBoxman is the only man in a boxLet's stop wasting money on educationAnd quit spending cash on transportationLet's focus on something for the populationLike the eradication of constipationSo when it comes time for you to chooseWhich candidate will wear the president's shoesYou'll vote for me and I'll tell you whyCause my vice president is this guy

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: January 1, 1970 at 8:59 am
Author: smosh

Length: 04:05
Rating: 4.70
Views: 2085610

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